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Impressed Rainbow Push Pop | 14g

• Lineage: Orange Mintz × TMZ
• Aroma & Flavor: Zesty citrus, sweet candy, and cool mint with soft tropical notes.
• Effects: Euphoric, uplifting, and creative, accompanied by a light, relaxing body vibe.

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Impressed Apples and Bananas | 14g

Lineage: [(Platinum Cookies X Granddaddy Purple) X Blue Power] X Gelatti
Flavor: Sweet, Berry, Earthy

Apples and Bananas lives up to its name with a deliciously fruity flavor that’s as sweet as it sounds. Expect a mouthwatering blend of sugary bananas and tangy, sour apples, with a surprising kick of black pepper to keep things interesting. The aroma takes a spicier turn, with bold notes of diesel and sweet chem, adding depth to its already tantalizing profile.

The effects of Apples and Bananas are just as satisfying, offering a full-bodied high that hits hard and leaves you in a blissful haze. The cerebral rush comes on quickly, lifting your mood and sparking creativity, making it perfect for those moments when inspiration strikes. As your mind explores artistic ideas, a soothing tingle spreads through your body, relaxing muscles and easing tension. This buzz can also turn stimulating and even arousing, adding a fun twist to your experience.

Ideal for relieving chronic pain, depression, stress, appetite loss, nausea, and muscle spasms, Apples and Bananas delivers a powerful, well-rounded experience that’s both uplifting and deeply relaxing.

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Impressed K Dynamite | 14g

Type: Indica-dominant hybrid

Genetics: Garlic Snake x Gorilla Butter (bred by Honey Sticks Genetics)

Aroma & Flavor: Rich, gassy, and diesel-like with garlicky, earthy, and nutty undertones

Effects: Deep physical relaxation, sleepy calm, and a happy, euphoric cerebral uplift

Best Use: Evening or nighttime use due to its heavy, body-relaxing properties

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Martian High Bananaconda I 1g

Type: Balanced hybrid (50% indica / 50% sativa)

Flavor Profile: Sweet and fruity ripe banana, creamy sweetness, and berry notes with a spicy black pepper and gassy or earthy exhale.

Appearance: Long, dense, pepper-shaped emerald-green or dark-purple nugs coated in golden-white trichomes and orange hairs.

Common Effects: Happy, hazy cerebral onset followed by heavy physical relaxation, couch-lock, and sleepiness.

Reported Medical Uses: Often used to help manage chronic pain, insomnia, anxiety, stress, depression, and mood swings

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Martian High Bananaconda I 1g

Rolled up and ready to smoke, Pre-Rolls are a convenient and effective way to consume cannabis. Pre-Rolls come in many different forms and can be rolled with flower, shake, “b-buds”, infused with concentrates, and more.

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Offbrand Raspberry Parfait | 28g

Lineage: Shishka Berry x Truffula Tree
Flavor Profile: Berry, Sage

Do you find yourself craving something sweet and uplifting? Raspberry Parfait is the perfect treat for your senses, living up to its name with a deliciously sweet and creamy raspberry flavor that bursts with fresh, fruity goodness. The aroma is just as inviting, with a fruity raspberry berry scent that’s layered with spicy earthiness and a touch of woody pine, making it a truly aromatic experience.

Raspberry Parfait is the perfect choice for those seeking relief from chronic pain, muscle cramps or spasms, headaches, migraines, chronic stress, and depression. Let Raspberry Parfait be your go-to strain for a sweet escape that leaves you feeling relaxed, inspired, and ready to take on the world.

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Offbrand Vanilla Creme Pie | 28g

Strain Profile

• Type: Indica-dominant hybrid (approx. 70% Indica / 30% Sativa)
• Lineage: Emerald Fire OG crossed with Ghost of Von Humboldt OG
• Aroma & Flavor: Sweet vanilla pastry, Boston creme, and subtle sweet fuel/diesel notes
• Common Effects: Relaxing, soothing, and sleep-inducing body high

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RYTHM Paradise Snacks I 1g Live Resin Cart

Strain / Lineage: Paradise Snacks originates from the cross of Runtz Mintz 50 x OG Fruit Smoothie.
Type: Indica or hybrid full-spectrum live resin.
Size / Format: 1g live resin vape cartridge (ceramic 510-thread hardware).
Flavor / Aroma: Tropical fruitiness combined with minty sweetness.
Extraction: Made from fresh-frozen cannabis flower harvested at peak freshness to capture high terpene content

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