Don’t get it twisted, these joints will get you twisted. Premium indoor flower infused with cannabis oil & coated in kief. We wanted to bring something powerful to the table, our strongest joint. Averaging over 35% THC and available in multiple strains & sizes, this is the one Joint that will get you to Mars quicker than Elon Musk.
Blackberry Gelato is an Indica strain made by crossing Black Domina with Raspberry Cough. This strain produces effects that feel buzzy and relaxing.
Lineage: Mr. Teeny x Dual OG
Uncle Monkey by Impressed Cannabis is a sativa-dominant strain that’s not for the faint of heart. While its hybrid genetics might make you think it offers a balanced ride, don’t be fooled—this is all about intense, mind-bending sativa effects that’ll take you on a wild journey.
Lineage: Gelato #33 X Wedding Cake
Ice Cream Cake is a strain that truly lives up to its name—both in flavor and effect. From the first puff, you’re met with a rich, creamy, cheesy profile that’s balanced with a sweet, nutty undertone that lingers on your tastebuds long after the last toke. The aroma follows suit, emitting a light pungency that becomes more pronounced as the nugs are burned, creating a deliciously inviting atmosphere.
Lineage: Girl Scout Cookies X ChemDawg
Flavor Profile: Gas, Skunk , Diesel
Terps: 2.41%
Craving something bold? Meet G.M.O. – the strain that’s as deliciously unique as it sounds! With a savory punch of garlic, earthy mushrooms, and a hint of spicy black pepper, this strain delivers a flavor experience you won’t forget.
The effects kick in almost immediately, lifting your spirits into a happy, euphoric state, while gently numbing your mind. As the mental high flows, your body unwinds into a deep, soothing calm that’s both tingly and relaxing. By the time the munchies hit, you’ll be ready to sink into a peaceful sleep—so make sure those snacks are close by!
Perfect for unwinding after a hectic day, G.M.O. is your ultimate solution for insomnia, chronic pain, stress, and loss of appetite. Ready to kick back and relax? G.M.O. will get you there, one savory puff at a time.
Aspen OG + GMO
Lineage: (Sour Cream x SFV OG) + (Girl Scout Cookies x Chemdawg)
Aspen OG + GMO rosin vape is a combination of our Aspen OG and GMO strain into one singular cart. Considered a true 50/50 hybrid savor the unique blend of sweet garlic, earthy pine, and a hint of citrus in every puff. Users love its relaxing body high paired with feelings of happiness, upliftment, and calm. Whether you’re looking to ease anxiety or lift your mood, this cart delivers smooth, flavorful hits every time. Perfect for day or night use.
Lineage: Mac X Gelato
Flavor Profile: Diesel, Woody, Citrus
Terps: N/A
Introducing The 4th Kind, the ultimate celebrity child for any high-powered indica enthusiast. This extraordinary strain delivers a tantalizing combination of flavors and effects that will leave you in awe.
With its sweet and fruity citrus notes, The 4th Kind brings a light lemony touch and a woody exhale that dances on your palate. The aroma mirrors this with earthy, floral undertones, while fresh berries and sour citrusy diesel bring an added layer of complexity. Every inhale promises something new, something exciting.
As the effects unfold, a wave of euphoric happiness washes over you, lifting your spirits and clearing your mind. Negative thoughts and stress melt away, leaving you feeling mentally serene, unfocused, and free. Soon, the physical effects take hold, slowly spreading a sense of relaxation that will settle over your body, leaving you in a state of pure ease—perfect for melting into your couch, without the risk of total sedation.
The 4th Kind is your go-to strain for battling chronic pain, muscle spasms, arthritis, stress, and depression. Whether you’re unwinding after a long day or seeking relief, this strain offers a harmonious blend of mind and body relaxation that’s out of this world.
Road Rage OG Strain is a hybrid strain cross bred by Dungeon Vault Genetics that combines OG strains Swamp Thing strain and Hot Rod strain. This pungent pairing brings a heavy nose of funk and fuel with slight citrus undertones and an equally unique pallet. The effects may deliver a euphoric and creative lift that transitions into a deep physical relaxation throughout the body.
Don’t let this strain fool you with its humble appearance. Despite its nugget shape and small size, Milk Truck weed is a powerful strain that will leave you feeling like you just ate an entire gallon of the sweet dairy beverage. It has an intense smell and flavor of fuel, followed by a sweet berry taste on exhale. It is also known for its energetic effects that are perfect for daytime use and social settings.
Lineage: Peanut Butter Breath X Velvet Glove
Flavor Profile: Nutty, Herbal
Terps: N/A
Butterstuff is an irresistible indica-dominant hybrid that offers the perfect balance of mouthwatering flavor and an ultra-relaxing, long-lasting high. Just as its name suggests, this strain delivers a rich, creamy buttery flavor with a hint of nutty sweetness and a surprising twist of sour citrus, creating a uniquely delicious taste experience. The aroma is equally delightful, with creamy buttery notes accented by zesty citrus, sweet fruit, and a dash of spicy herbs—like the most comforting, fragrant dessert.
The high begins gently, easing you into a calm, mellow state before lifting you into a euphoric haze. You’ll feel your mind soar into a blissful, carefree zone of laughter and light-hearted chatter, making everything seem a little funnier than usual. With a burst of giggles and a hazy sense of happiness, Butterstuff has you floating in a cloud of contentment.
Butterstuff is a great choice for those looking to ease chronic fatigue, depression, mood swings, or stress. Whether you’re after a relaxing evening with a smile or a stress-free escape into a happy, hazy state, Butterstuff is the perfect companion for an indulgent, joyful ride.
Bananaconda is a mix of Snake Cake – a rare sativa strain bred in York, Maine, known to be exceptionally potent and full of trichomes – and the indica-dominant Dual OG #4, also known for its strength.
Terpenes: limonene, caryophyllene, myrcene
Effects: Relaxed, Body-High
Ozone’s Strawberry & Cream soft chew flavor is all about indulgence and romance. This unique flavor is a delicious blend of juicy strawberries and velvety cream.
Pairs best with:
Candle lit dinners
Late-night stargazing
Rom-com movie marathons
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