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Get ready to send them on a trip they’ll never forget. ?? When they open this card, they’re gonna light up like psilocybin on Norwegian sheep sh*t! The outside of this wild, drug-themed greeting card features a trippy collage of colorful psychedelic mushrooms, but that’s just the beginning.

As soon as they open it, the magic mushrooms pop up in 3D, bursting out like a rocketship on a cosmic voyage. The vibrant, multicolored mushrooms will take them on a ride back to their best trip ever. ??? This is more than a greeting card—it’s an experience, a visual feast that’s sure to have them smiling (or giggling).

And a little tip: Don’t let the spore muncher look in the mirror again… unless they want to get lost in their own reflection. ??

Perfect For:

-Trippy happy birthday cards for your boyfriend or girlfriend ??
-Drug-themed anniversary cards for the husband or wife who’s always ready for a mind-bending adventure ??
-Hilarious magic mushroom greeting cards for your free-spirited hippy friends ??
-Cards for anyone who has a love affair with shrooms ??
-Witty greeting cards for friends who love to hallucinate and enjoy the ride ??
-And for any occasion that could use a burst of psychedelic humor ??

What’s Inside:

-Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm) – big enough to pack a punch
-Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm) – perfectly matched to the trippy card
-Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm) – plenty of space for your personal touch
-Psychedelic mushroom illustration on the front cover to set the mood
-Inside the card: A jaw-dropping 3D pop-up of colorful, magical mushrooms that seem to spring to life the moment the card is opened ??

This card isn’t just a greeting—it’s a mind-bending gift for anyone who appreciates the wonders of shrooms, the beauty of the psychedelic world, and a good laugh. Perfect for any occasion that needs a little extra psychotropic flair! ???

Lineage: Grease Monkey X Tina
Flavor Profile: Chocolate, Dank
Terps: N/A

Grease Monkey X Tina is an indica-dominant hybrid that delivers the perfect blend of relaxation and euphoria, making it an ideal choice for those looking to unwind after a long day. This strain is visually captivating, with dense, spade-shaped nugs in dark olive green, accented by deep blue undertones, fiery orange hairs, and a frosty coating of blue-tinted white trichomes that highlight its resin-packed appeal.

When you break apart each sticky nugget, the air is filled with the pungent aroma of dank, spicy mocha coffee, earthy floral notes, and a hint of diesel. The flavor follows suit, offering a rich, spicy mocha coffee taste with earthy, floral undertones and a touch of diesel that lingers smoothly on the palate.

The high from Grease Monkey X Tina comes on quickly, beginning with a gentle tingle behind the eyes that slowly spreads, pulling you into a euphoric, stoney state where the boundaries of reality seem to melt away.

This strain lifts your mood and leaves you feeling happy and mentally relaxed, with just the right amount of uplifting energy for social situations. As the effects deepen, a soothing, sedative body high sets in, leaving you feeling comfortably couch-locked and ready for a restful sleep or a long, relaxing night in.

Grease Monkey X Tina is an excellent choice for treating chronic pain, insomnia, muscle spasms, depression, mood swings, and arthritis. Its balanced effects make it a versatile strain, offering both mental clarity and physical relaxation. Grease Monkey X Tina is the ultimate companion for a night of relaxation and relief, delivering a sweet escape into serenity.

Cannabis vaporizers are a great way to consume discreetly and consistently. Vape cartridges contain concentrated cannabis oil that is heated by a battery and vaporized for inhalation. These products are very potent and are designed to be consumed in 2-3 second puffs.

Blueberry x Dark Star

This strain delivers a deeply relaxed body sensation reminiscent of Dark Star, with a soothing cerebral calm, while infusing the sweet and mouthwatering blueberry vanilla flavor of Blueberry. Trippy Breakfast is perfect for those seeking a long-lasting sense of euphoria and a hazy, introspective high that eases the mind, making it a delightful and flavorful choice for a tranquil experience.

Uplift your spirits with kynd Sour Strawberry Gummies. Refreshing and bright strawberry flavors and energizing effects inspire your productivity and awaken your potential. Dance your heart out at a music festival or finally tackle that DIY project.
Crafted with all-natural flavors, kynd Gummies are vegan, gluten-free, and infused with terpenes and cannabinoids tailored to the elevated effects and experiences you seek. Each gummy contains less than 2g of sugar, and is non-sticky and melt-proof.

Citronella, the delightful offspring of Amnesia Lemon and Big Bud, is a playful fusion of fruity sweetness and diesel power. Its citrus and cream aromas are reminiscent of a creamsicle. This strain will initially uplift your spirits before gently guiding you to the couch for a cozy evening of munchies and TV. Citronella’s flavor is a tantalizing blend of piney lime with a spicy, peppery exhale, making each puff a flavorful adventure.

Mimosa, also known as “Purple Mimosa,” is a hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Clementine with Purple Punch. In small doses, this strain produces happy, level-headed effects that will leave you feeling uplifted and motivated enough to take on any mundane task. In large doses, Mimosa may make you feel sleepy and relaxed.

Lemon Disco Strain is a hybrid strain cross between Yoga Pants strain and EZBAKE AF strain that exudes the delightful essence of BBQ sauce, complemented by vibrant lemon undertones. True to its name, this strain boasts a touch of sweetness on the exhale and emits a pleasantly sweet aroma, often characterized by a citrus-fruity scent. This strain may induce a state of heightened focus, energy, and enhanced attention to detail, fostering a flow state of creativity and mindfulness.

The Jelly Donutz weed strain is a highly sought-after hybrid cannabis strain that boasts an exceptional terpene profile, complex genetic lineage, and impressive therapeutic potential. Developed by Humboldt Seed Co., this strain is a cross between Hella Jelly and White Runtz. Jelly Donutz is known for its energizing and uplifting high, making it suitable for daytime use. Its sweet and fruity flavor, reminiscent of dessert, has captivated cannabis enthusiasts.

Lineage: Triangle Kush X Animal Mints
Flavor Profile: Berry, Sweet
Terps: 2.2%

Do you find yourself looking for a strain that combines sweet relaxation with a fruity burst of flavor? This one has you covered. With an exceptionally sweet aroma and a flavor profile that perfectly balances the rich sweetness of cookies with the fruity tartness of cherry pie, it’s a treat for both the senses and the mind.

Seeking a calming experience? This strain acts as a soothing agent, helping to ease nerves and bring comfort. It’s especially beneficial for those dealing with depression, fibromyalgia, MS, or similar conditions, offering gentle relief from the symptoms they bring. While it can serve as a sedative for some, it’s also great for those looking to manage anxiety without losing focus or energy entirely.

Expect the usual dry eyes and mouth, but with all the other calming, appetite-stimulating effects, this strain will leave you feeling relaxed, grounded, and at ease—just what you need after a long day.

A hybrid strain born from Stir Fry strain and Dual OG strain, This strain boasts a fruity flavor profile with unique aromas akin to garlic and onions. This blend may offer a balanced experience, potentially delivering deep relaxation ideal for relieving body aches and promoting restful sleep.

It’s important to note that every individual experiences the effects of cannabis differently and what may be pleasurable to some may not be enjoyable to others. It’s always best to keep track of which cultivars and dosages worked best for you, or consult a medical cannabis doctor if attempting to treat specific ailments.

EXCITE

Ready to raise the roof? Get the party started with this energizing blend of sativa-like terpenes and sweet, fruity notes of tart cherry that will have you dancing all night long.